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Best Jokes Of This Passing Years – Comedy Jokes

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  • Son came late…Mom: beta kaha gaya tha..??

    Beta: – Mom movie dekhne gaya tha.

    Mom: Beta Kaunsi..?

    Beta: MAA KI MAMTA

    Mom: Ja beta upar ja nayi film lagi hai.

    Beta: Maa , kaunsi..?

    Maa: BAAP KA KEHAR

  • A Boy and a Girl were walking on the road..They found a 1000 Rupees Note on the roadGirl : what to do with this money now?

    Boy : lets take 50-50
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    Girl: Okay but baaki ke 900 Rs ka kya karenge ?

  • Kapil Sharma and a Girl were standing on a Bus StopKapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Lipstick

    Girl: Thanks

    Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Top and Jeans

    Girl: Thanks

    Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Earrings

    Girl: Thanks

    Kapil: Aur to aur Nice Necklace

    Girl: Thank you So Much BHAIYA…

    Kapil: Kamaal Hai, Itni saari acchhi cheezein, Phir bhi tu Bhootni Lag rahi hai…

  • Ladka: I love you <3 Ladki: Sorry, Main kisi aur se pyar karti hoon… Ladka udas ho gaya 🙁 Fir achanak bhagne laga aur bola . Teri mummy ko bataunga … Ladki: Ruk ja kamine, Main to mazaak kar rahi thi… I love you too <3 :-p
  • A Gujarati Bhai & Chinese in a train.A cockroach enters.
    Chinese catches it & eats it!

    Another cockroach enters.
    Gujju catches & asks d chinese: Kharidega?

  • Wife:
    Jab Tum Desi Sharab peete Ho To Mujhe Paaro Kehte ho
    Beer Peete ho To Darling…
    Par Aaj Bhootni kyun kaha…?.

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    Husband:
    Aaj maine SPRITE Pee hai
    “Seedhi Baat No Bakwas”

  • Pappu: Dekho.. Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon..Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye..

    Wife: Dekho Ji.. Choice Is Yours.. Baccha Yaa
    Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga


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