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  • Dad entered Son’s room and found him asleep on his books, tired of exam studies.He walked closer to him..
    and played with his hair softly, sweetlyand….BAAANNNG $%^&* Slapped his face…and said:“Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago”
  • Ladki wale(ladke se): Beta kya kerte ho…?Ladka: jee, Chief administrator Hun.
    Ladki wale (khush hokar): Kaun si company mein beta…?
    Ladka: WhatsApp per 2 Groups aur Facebook per 3 Pages ka Admin hun..
  • Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
    bola shahjahan ka pota..Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
    bola shahjahan ka pota..
    Aaj apna bhi bank balance hota
    Agar dada aashiq na hota!
  • Admin ke hath mein naya phone dekhkarDost bola:
    Naya phone kab kharida?Admin: naya nahin hai, girfriend ka hai!Dost: Girlfriend ka phone kyun le aaya!Admin:
    Roj kehti thi, mera phone nahin uthate, Aaj mauka mila.. Utha laaya…
  • Aaj phir hamare group ke admin ne kamaal kar diya…Wo savere savere bank me jaakar so gaya…
    kyunki, waha likha tha ki
    “Yaha Sone par loan diya jaata hai”
  • Hamare whatsapp group Admin bachpan se hi kitne buddhiman hain iska ek pratyaksh udaharan:-Jab wo kaksha 5 mein the, to unke shikshak ne kaksha mein puchha:
    Senior aur Junior mein kya antar hai?
    Keval admin ne hath khada kiya..
    Shikshak ne kaha: Shabbas beta, Batao?
    Admin: Sir jo samudra ke paas rehta ho wo senior (see-near),
    aur Jo chidiyaghar ke pass rehta ho wo Junior (zoo-near)!
  • Whatsapp group mein maun rehkar,
    Sirf messages padhne walo ke liye
    Zabardast offer!!!…Bhootpurva PradhanMantri
    Shri Manmohan Singh ji
    Apna whatsapp group bana rahe hain..
    Kripaya turant JOIN kar lein!!!
    “First come first serve only!”
  • WhatsApp chhote bachho ke diaper ki tarah hota hai….Hota kuchh nahin,
    Lekin har 5 minute me check karna padta hai!
  • Attitude of Girls :
    When a Boy Sends Dirty SMS.She Laughs For 10 Minutes,
    Forwards That to Her Friends
    and..
    Then Replies the BoyI Don’t Like That Kind of SMS!!
  • Admin jalebi bech raha tha,
    lekin bola raha tha.. “Aaloo le lo aaloo”Santa: Yeh to jalebi hai..Admin : Abe chup ho ja, warna makkhiya aa jayegi!Intelligent hai na apna Admin!!
  • Admin par bijli ka taar gir gayaAdmin tadap-tadap ke marne hi wala tha ki
    achanak…
    Use yaad aaya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai..Wapas uthkar, hanste hue bola,
    Aailaa..
    Yaad nahin aata to mar hi jaata!

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