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Funny Status 2017 – FB Status And Whatsapp Status

Funny Status 2017 - Facebook Status And Whatsapp Status - Vol-1

Funny Status 2017:

  • Love is a long sweat dream & marriage is an alarm clock..
  • The world could be amazing when you are slightly strange.
  • My secret talent is getting tired without doing anything. 😀
  • Khatarnaak Whatsapp Status Ever… Can\’t talk, wife around
  • The new way of forgetting your past is deleting your chats 😛
  • 204 countries, 805 Islands, 7 seas, 7+ Billion people and I’m still single..
  • Available…. Prabhu ichhaa tak……!!!!!
  • Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me I will laugh at you 😀
  • A really cool feature of the Nano they don’t tell you about is that even beggars ignore you at a traffic signal. Relaxing facility.
  • You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!
  • All person b very careful when u step out today n tomorrow. . They r looking out for bakra’s, Can’t afford to lose any of u 😀
  • Men have feelings too. For example, we feel hungry.
  • 3 horrible things in life: 1) Slow Internet. 2) Slow Internet. 3) Slow Internet.
  • My teacher today gave 45 minute speech about not wasting time.
  • Women loves shoes bcz no matter how much & whatever they eat, the shoe always fits :p
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  • Never laugh at your wife’s choices. are one of them …
  • Thank God there is No Hindi version of WhatsApp otherwise “Last Seen” would be “Antim Darshan” .
  • Hey there! I’m using my brain.
  • I put my heart n soul into my work and lost my brain in d process
  • Faces u make on d toilet:
    (o_o) , (>_<) , (0_0) , (^_^)
  • Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.
  • Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
  • When a bird hits your windshield, have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
  • Love jokes click here
  • Taking your ex back is like going to the junk yard and buying back your own crap.
  • I don’t know why I keep a plastic bag at home full of plastic bags.
  • I work out everyday I do 1 sit-up every morning when I wake up.
  • One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen feature 🙂
  • I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
  • (-_-) x 1.3 Billion people = China
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  • You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
  • When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you a waiter?
  • I love my six packs so much; I protect it with a layer of fat.
  • WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
  • I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
  • Watching PK… After PK..!!
  • A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.
  • I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day 😉
  • Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
  • Hey there, I’m using!
  • Women- God’s version of Rubik cube.
  • Tum mujhe ‘Hmmm’ do, main tumhe ‘K’ dunga
  • SI unit of ignorance = “online”
  • Hey there, I’m using my parents.
  • Don’t use bathroom in your dream, It’s a set-up.
  • There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian & Tuesday Saturday.
  • My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity 😀
  • Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
  • WhatsApp free hai, main nahi.
  • Nobody is perfect. Even dettol kills only 99.9% of germs!
  • I’m on a sea-food diet, I see food, I eat it!
  • Exams in the university are closer than they appear.
  • Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire:-D
  • I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger. :’)
  • What if girls can read minds… Every second a boy gets slapped…
  • I have come to the conclusion that Google must be female, as she has the answer to everything!
  • Girls are like police. Even when they get a hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you.
  • Husband wife jokes click here
  • Mirrors don’t lie. Lucky for you, they don’t laugh either.
  • If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.. 😉
  • When someone hates you for no reason. Give them a reason 😛
  • Non-urgent calls only!! :p
  • Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams
  • I don’t care what people say or think about me, at least am attractive to mosquitoes 😛
  • I’m not sad for being single. Rather I’m thinking about her, who is single because of me.
  • Not always available, try your luck 😉
  • I think Uruguay’s Luis Suarez is the man to bit the Apple’s logo
  • The average millionaire goes bankrupt at least 3.5 times. I have gone 2 times. Pretty Close
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