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Whatsapp Status – 2017 Best Funny Status

Whatsapp Status - 2017 Best Funny Status Collection for Whatsapp
  • I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…
  • God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!
  • Hey there whatsapp is using meee,. 
  • When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..
  • Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!
  • Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
  • 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20%  boys are having brain. 
  • If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.
  • Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them,
  • Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!
  • HEY, U ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??
  • My style is unique don’t copy it plz! 
  • If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!
  • I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!
  • I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!
  • When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt, competition
  • Status: I on Not on whatsapp..
  • Life is too short smile while u still have teeth.
  • If I agreed with you we both were wrong.
  • Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman…
  • Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality..
  • I love my job only when I am on Holiday…..
  • Life is too Short – Chat Fast!
  • Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. & Boys use photoshop to show their creativity…
  • You can never buy LUV….But still U have to pay for it ..
  • Attitude is like a underwear Don’t show it just wore it
  • Always respects your self!
  • Save Water, Drink Wine!!
  • Cigarette chodna sabse asan h- main hazaro baar chhod_ chukka hu…!! 
  • I’m cool but global warming made me vry hot 
  • Marriage is the cause of divorce.!
  • Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one now work? 
  •  I just need a good Wifi & Wife.
  • I want someone to give me a Loan & then leave me Alone.
  •  I only need three things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep
  • All the Rules are made.. to be break.
  • Ooooooo…..Don’t copy my status.
  • Drunk people run on Red Light…, Normal people wait for them to turn green.!
  • People that Change Love status after 30 Sec… GF is the Reason…
  • A fine is a tax for doing wrong & A tax is a fine for doing well…!
  • No I didn’t trip …The floor looked like …it needed a hug!.
  • !Brain is Work More ..When You can use…..
  • I live in a world of fantasy, so keep ur reality away from me!
  • When I actually die some people_ are going to get really haunted.
  • Brain is Intelligent !Why not have Everyone…
  • God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me..
  • I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer…##
  • Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
  • Alcohol will give different, type of power!..
  • 70% boy Have GF ,other then Have Brain!
  • If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂
  • I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them 🙂
  • All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
  • Try to say the letter M without ur lips touching….!!
  • Excuse me …. Please empty ur pockets …. I think U stole my heart.
  • 3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF!
  • I don’t drink alcohol! but Feel Awesome..
  • do not drink and park _accidents cause people.
  • Etc Meaning – End of Thinking Capacity..
  • Scratch here ###::::## to reveal this status..
  • High Power Come ,with High voltage Current!
  • If U are still hate me!then No Problem!..
  • Brain is the best worker,When you can use it…
  • when nothing seems right then go left…
  • if I am wired with you then I like you.

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